Not sure if anyone else is wondering why fake Garrett isn’t talking anymore, but he should pop on more often. Anyway, here is fake Jerry who is not happy at all about the Cowboys getting blown out by the Eagles.
Fake Jerry Pissed Over Eagles Loss
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This may sound weird, but I wonder if some people were turned off by not getting to hear Fake Jerry at all the week they had on Fake Jason Garrett. If that’s the case, I don’t see why they couldn’t have Fake Jerry on Monday mornings(or Tuesday mornings if it’s a Monday night game), then Fake Garrett the next day or somesuch. Again, sounds weird, but I wonder if some P1s were upset because of Fake Garrett pre-empting Fake Jerry that particular week.
Then again, the more likely scenario is Gordo not wanting to do the Fake Garrett bit. If you’ve heard how hard he is on himself about it, you’d know what I’m getting at on that front.
I’ll let Gordo take out the Fake Garrett. Just give me Mushmouth dammit.