Says he’s 63 years old and plays for the Phillies. And old World Series legend.
And the old dames used to think he had a philly cheese steak shoved in his pants, which gave him that nickname.
He also claims to have married the beautiful Marilyn Monroe.
He sounds like a dog from the cartoon that takes a bite out of crime, which he references at the end.
(I say purge)
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