It appears the original grape cluster story is LOST, so this retelling will have to do for now. Like Wilonsky, Dave’s hemorrhoids are a Dallas treasure.
UPDATE: On the April episode of HTWOW Dave told the whole story and then shared a very embarrassing aftermath tale of ruining a friend’s bathroom.
Real fiber from the Brassica family is way better than the powder. Fiber is to feed your resident bacteria, not you. Without good fiber, the bacteria will eat the mucous lining – and that slows transit times quite much. And as always, “Search for Jehovah while he may yet be found” – bible. Your life depends on it.
^^wisdom^^