A little update regarding closing or selling the site.
Since there are now at least 3 confirmed readers of the little unticket.com now, I’m hoping to enlist the help of 3 said readers about a quandary I’m faced with.
You see, I’m going to the Cowboys first home playoff game in 12 years this Sunday and I’m FIRED UP! I’m a born and raised Dallasite…I have a Cowboys tattoo on my arm…and being an over-the-top fan is a moniker I’ve worn proudly over the years. I’ve been known to paint myself blue from head-to-toe and roll to the game that way and I was thinking about doing just that this weekend.
BUT…
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I heard Jerry on with MUSE this week and he called for all fans to wear WHITE at the game. This is obviously because the Giants road uni’s are blue and it makes perfect sense. But my problem (selfishly) is that I can’t get real fired up at the thought of painting myself all white. I mean, I want us to win….I don’t want to look like a clown. And I lack the finesse and artistic capabilities to do something really cool with blue on top of white, you know? I’m a solid color kind of guy.
So what should it be? Do I go BLUE or WHITE? I will be wearing a fake Cowboys helmet that’s intended to be worn by a 10 year-old, too. Seriously…I need some help here.
aren’t you already white?
Paint yourself white, put big blue stars around your eyes and one around your mouth. Then wear a white jersey.
On your ass, paint it white and spell GI on the left cheek, stretch the A across your bunghole, then NTS on the right cheek.
ORRRRR, you can meet me at Best Buy to watch the game. I’m pulling up a blow up chair in front of their big tv’s and watching the game.
I love the Best Buy idea. How great would that be?
I think I have something in mind but whatever I end up doing….I’ll post some pics here on Monday. Unless we lose….in which case I’ll be dead.
Go with only shorts on and paint your upper body white with two big blue stars around your nips. Do both legs blue and white striped and have a big blue afro. On your back have someone paint “where’s Greggo” in blue lettering.
DUDE! I love the “where’s Greggo” bit…HAAA!!! Great idea, Bullet, I’m gonna do that for sure!
Man, if you got on camera (national TV) with that, it would turn our little local embroglio into a nationwide crisis. You’d be the talk of the town!
As Jerry Jones would say, “Let’s have some fun…”
Bullet, just exchanged txt msgs with JJ and he is going with the “Where’s Greggo” paint. Hopefully TV does catch it because it will be perfect.
Either way, we’ll have a photo up on TheUnticket for everyone’s enjoyment.