A little update regarding closing or selling the site.
Mmmm...she *IS* Brazilian!
Meet Lisalla Montenegro – a Brazilian supermodel living in New York, and the current girlfriend of everyone’s favorite douchebag, CJ Wilson.
Corby finds her about eight minutes into the audio. Listen closely as he probes her with questions about her bottom, and what it’s like to live with a giant left-handed talking bottle of Summer’s Eve.
Skip ahead to the 8:00 minute mark for the audio with Lisalla.
Aw, you’re so jealous of CJ it’s sad. You just wish you had a girl as hot as her, made as much money as he does, and could spell correctly. Spell checker exists for a reason…
@lexi and @Mike (same person fyi) we are not the station in question, we’re fans of the station. The stones you’re throwing at us are at the wrong people. And none of us are jealous of CJ, he’s just entertainment for everyone in Dallas, listen to anything we’ve posted on him.
Also, if you plan to come here and talk shit on us, figure it’s only fair to reveal you to all of our readers for their enjoyment:
Lexi’s Twitter
Lexi’s Facebook
Lexi’s Self-Portrait
Other Google Listings
You so stupid!
This was the weirdest “interview” thing ever. It sounds more like an 8th grader stole a microphone and interviewed people. You guys are so unprofessional and terrible at this whole interview thing. You should give it up and do something else…Actually, do anything else, besides talk on the radio.
Your post (and the one before it) amuses me, so I left it up here. Also, would you care to specifically point out my spelling errors? Since you suggest I should “do anything else, besides talk on the radio”, I should probably brush up on my CV and I wouldn’t want any errors in that.
Be careful AP, you might get your phone number tweeted. This must be a couple of CJ’s douche posse. Since they don’t even realize the Unticket is a fan site and not the actual people of the station. Sad, fans of someone who allegedly reads so much couldn’t even read enough to figure that out.
Welcome to The Unticket Mike and Lexi! Good luck with both of your bottoms!
suck it lexi and mike.
Dear CJ. It was nice to meet your girlfriend on the radio. She seems very nice and it sounds like she would have lots of skills. Thanks for letting her do that interview. Her cleaning-lady voice is very pretty so I’m sure her bottom is also pretty to look at. I noticed the picture that the Unticket posted doesn’t really look like you so I hope she isn’t cheating on you with a snake. It’s too bad she lives in N.Y. because that’s kind of far from L.A. Do you talk on Skype, and if so do you have it hooked up to your TV? That would be pretty sweet.
Anyway, I hope you like Los Angeles. It sounds super awesome because of the Hollywood and all the fine restaurants they have there, and I’m sure other reasons I’m forgetting right now. Do they have a Half-Price Books? Nevermind, you probably buy them new where they sell Starbucks. Do you have an iPad 3?
One bad thing about L.A. is the traffic, but then again you likely drive a Porche or Buick sports car. Do you like Disneyland? Maybe I’ll see you on a red carpet on TMZ someday. If so please bring your pretty girlfriend. Also, does Albert Pujols have bad breath? I’ve always thought he might but I don’t know why I think that. Sometimes I laugh when I hear his name.
Anyway, that’s all for now. I hope your rotator cuff is feeling bomber and you can continue to pitch strikes in the middle of the plate like you did in the playoffs last year.
Idiot. He pitched crap in the World Series!
Did C.J. hear about the gay caveman?
Lmmfao @lexi/mike. What a grade A turd! He doesn’t understand! Haha
@lexi, I just checked out your facebook and twitter and you are smokin! Are you and CJ’s girlfriend the same person? I hear the down syndrome look is coming back in style and man you are rockin’ it!
GET MIKE AND LEXI THE HELL OFF THE AIR! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!
Typical unprofessional from Corby kind of like the fart drops he does with customer service people. Once worked in what would be called a customer service type job and his actions are rude and unprofessional and one with a disturb mind. I have decided because of a number of reasons I will not listen to the Hardline as long as Corby is on
Welp, see ya later!
I hate CJ but GOOD LORD his girlfriend is a hottie