A little update regarding closing or selling the site.

Hey there skateboard man.  Back in the early 2000’s in the good ol’ days of 5-11 Cowboy seasons with the constant quarterback merry-go-round, Fake Jerry decided to put out some new radio spots to promote season ticket sales.  These three ads feature Fake Jerry appealing to different audiences the best way he can, and it might come off as offensive.  Whatever, Tony Banks is the shiznit.

P.S. I wanted to give a big shoutout to Nick, Miguel and all the other good strong Unticket P1s at 1032.

“Skateboard man” spot:

“Jorge Diaz fan” spot:

“Bill Cosby fan” spot: