Gordo’s Corner – Wheels-Off Executions – 7.1.13
The Musers discuss executions, death row, last words and last [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Count the Red Flags: Interfering with Railroad Tracks – 1.16.13
The Musers discuss a wheels-off story + a new livespot [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Dale Hansen Admits He’s a Dirty Lib – 2.14.14
Dale calls in during the Corner and discusses his experience [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Retirement Talk With Gloria Campos – 3.5.14
The Musers talk to the legendary WFAA anchor about her [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Parting With Stuff Talk – 1.16.18
Here's audio of yesterday's Corner brought to you by request [...]
Gordo’s Corner – World’s Fattest Mexican Talk – 5.27.14
An abortion https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Gordos-Corner-5.27.14-Worlds-Fattest-Mexican-Talk.mp3
O-Deck and Gordo’s Corner – Fun With Musical Instruments – 5.28.14
Enjoy https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/A-Very-Musical-O-Deck-Corner-5.28.14.mp3
Meatheads of the Week – 10.6.17
The candidates: Dumbass thinks a book will protect him from [...]
Meatheads of the Week – 10.20.17
The candidates: Mike Pence ISIS Lady wants your vote Florida [...]
Meatheads of the Week – 11.3.17
The candidates: Mom of the year puts kid on moving [...]
Meatheads of the Week – 10.27.17
The candidates: "The guy who slapped the horse's buttocks" Town [...]
The #MusersMallWalk Saga
Last week, the Musers took part in what may be [...]
Mino Pranks Norm
Mino plays a prank he played on Norm during dry [...]
The Best Drops of 2017
Mino goes down the list. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/best-drops-2017-12.29.17.mp3 Bonus audio: [...]
Norm Ignores Mike
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/MikeNorm-1.mp3
The Ticket Song Collection
The UnTicket just had its 10th anniversary and to commemorate [...]
Curve It Around – Ticket CD
Ticket CD "Curve It Around" from December of 1999. [...]
Big Black Cowboy Computer & Big Black Bertha Computer
Thanks to P1 Cornbread Jeebus for sending in this audio [...]
White Elephant Day 2017
The full shows are below, but first here are a [...]
E-Brake – 11.24.17
The Emergency Brake of the Week: Mike lost Dingu live [...]
E-News 6-30-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/enews63005.mp3 Jennifer Garner/U.S. Top Ten Album Sales/The Resistance/Queen & [...]
Why Today Doesn’t Suck w/Ben & Skin 6-30-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/whytoday63005.mp3 Fake I.D. Talk/WTDS
E-News 6-29-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/enews62905.mp3 Cinderalla Man/Bo Bice/Jennifer Tilly/Ms America Pagent/War Of The [...]
Why Today Doesn’t Suck 6-29-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/whytoday62905.mp3
E-News 4-25-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/enews42505.mp3 Girl Falls On Ice Singing National Anthem/Elton John/The [...]