E-News 7-11-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/enews71105.mp3 Boobie pops out on ABC Good Morning America/World [...]
Ed Carter’s Sports Hotline 7-11-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/edcarter71105.mp3 The Musers call Ed Carter's sports hotline
Corby Haircut Talk 7-11-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/corbyhaircuttalk71105.mp3 Corby gives himself a haircut
Community Quickhits 7-11-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/communityquickhits71105.mp3 Corby asks what's the deal with Lyme disease [...]
Birthday Card Talk 7-11-05
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/birthdaycardtalk71105.mp3 Bob And Dan talk Birthday cards
Community Quick Hits – Corby tells us about the teacher batin’ in a Taco Bell – 2.21.18
Corby tells us the wheels of story about the Prosper [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Prank calling as a Chinese restaurant – 2.25.10
Veery funny prank call app Gordo demonstrates by prank calling [...]
O-Deck – Sharted on an old lady’s couch, then she licked it – 12.10.11
Exactly what it sounds like, but 10 times worse than [...]
O-Deck – Bear Trap of the Week featuring the unfortunate timing of “fat bitch” – 12.3.11
Musers have fun during the O-Deck then run through some [...]
Gordo’s Corner – George wants vaginal rejuvenation – 2.20.18
Gordo brings up the topic of a teen mom-turned-porn star's [...]
Musers visit with ghost of President Martin Van Buren – 2.19.18
https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Musers-talk-to-ghost-of-President-Martin-Van-Buren-2.19.18.mp3
Muse in the News – Fart fight lands a plane – 2.19.18
Yes, two people fighting over a fart did indeed cause [...]
O-Deck – Musers dissect Fergie’s pornographic rendition of the National Anthem – 2.19.18
This was one for the ages, and the Musers didn't [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Stay Hard Whataburger Man! – 10.14.11
The Musers couldn't handle the news of the Whataburger man [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Man in a Sexual Relationship with Multiple Cars – 5.20.11
This oughta go well. https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Gordos-Corner-Sex-with-Cars-05.20.2011.mp3
Muse in the News – Gordo the Argumentative Teen’s Bouts with In-School Suspension – 7.19.11
Erection humor always goes over well with teachers, no? https://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/MuseInTheNews-GordoInSchoolSuspension-07.19.11.mp3 [...]
Muse in the News – Port-a-Potty Spy Gets Caught – 6.27.11
Yes, he really crouched in the blue water with the [...]
Not a bit – Musers speak with anonymous sharter – 9.25.11
It wasn't an 8:40 bit. It wasn't the usual deep-throat [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Stanley the suicidal Adult Baby and Feherty’s Cialis love toilets – 5.19.11
Gordo introduces us to Stanley, the Adult Baby who told [...]
The Complete Ticketstock 2018
Friday Night Live (thanks to @pjperdaems) Ticketstock Timewasters (thanks to [...]
Today in out-of-context Gordo: Volume I – 2.13.18
I've assembled a great out-of-context Gordo montage from a few [...]
K-Ticket Presents Havin’ Fun – Ticket CD
Ticket cd from back in 2000. Includes some "new" songs [...]
The Musers Introduce Us to AJ Clemente – 8.22.13 & 8.24.12
At 8:40 one day, Gordo introduces us to North Dakota [...]
Muse in the News – Diaper-Wearing Remote Controlled Dog Cage Dungeon Kindergarten Teacher – 8.17.11 & 8.23.11
Behold, the most wheels-off story Gordon has ever presented to [...]
Gordo’s Corner – Suicidal Commute – 1.9.13
Some guy desparately wants to just snake the belt and [...]