A little update regarding closing or selling the site.

I’ve gone through this entire football season, and last, listening to this horrible play by play announcer, Bryant Gumbel.  Let me say this loud and clear, BRYANT GUMBEL SUCKS!  Just in case people are searching and spell his name wrong, BRYANT GUMBLE SUCKS!

Maybe it’s because his voice makes my skin crawl, maybe it’s because he can’t get names right, or maybe it’s because he says some of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard.  Things like, “It appears he has made a first down” when it is clear as day they are 5 yards past the yellow line which Gumbel can see.  Or how about when he refers to Tony Romo as Rick Romo.  Even better, when someone makes a field goal, he doesn’t say “It is good” he says “It’s true”.  I have no idea if he means “through” or if he says something stupid like “true”.  Either way, Bryant Gumbel is the worst NFL announcer the NFL has ever had.  He makes Tony Siragusa sound like a hall of fame guy.

I send a special Christmas wish to the NFL network, first, work out a deal with cable so people can watch these stupid games.  Second, get someone in to fix your HORRIBLE announcing crew.  Collinsworth is horrible, but he can be ok if you get someone in that doesn’t suck as much as Bryant Gumble sucks.

Bryant Gumble Sucks Balls

Also, does Bryant Gumbel know he’s black?  Maybe he’s mixed, but he is black to the naked eye.  He has the white prize, but he has, as Don Imus would say, a nappy head.  Go back to your HBO show Gumbel.  Quit ruining football for me dude.