I might have missed him saying where these Barack Obama lines came from, but being a huge fan of “Chuck Norris Facts”, I couldn’t help but point out that Bob’s “Barack Obama Facts” were nothing but stolen Chuck Norris facts.
“What color is Barack Obama’s blood when he bleeds? … Barack Obama doesn’t bleed.”
Unless Chuck Norris throws a roundhouse kick, then he bleeds while he dies.
“Barack Obama is so fast, he can run around the earth twice while punching himself in the back of the head.”
Chuck Norris can run in front of him backwards while also punching Barack in the back of the head.
Hopefully Bob didn’t claim those as his own, or he didn’t read some website that claimed to think of these. It’s a funny bit and if you want a good laugh, read any of these sites:
Chuck Norris Facts
Top 100 Chuck Norris Facts
THE Chuck Norris Facts
Just a couple favorite Chuck Norris facts:
- Whenever Chuck Norris’s wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
- Chuck Norris can’t climax unless there’s a Vietnamese family begging for their lives nearby
- Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares at them until he gets what he wants
Long live Chuck Norris.
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