Yesterday Bob Sturm and Dan McDowell interviewed Blake Beavan, the new pitcher drafted out of Irving high school for the Texas Rangers. A quick note, the Rangers still suck, just as they have every year since baseball was invented. Anyhow, I’m not really a big baseball fan so I can’t remember exactly when this happened, but when drafted he told the camera he couldn’t do any worse than the current Ranger pitchers.

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I turned the interview on after it started but was instantly shocked at how Bob and Dan were talking to the kid. For fucks sake, he’s a freakin kid. Bob was reaming him for what he said and asked him a question, but before the kid could answer, he continued the question with a bunch of fla fla crap for another minute. Dan wasn’t as in your face as Bob, but I really wanted to jump through the radio and bitch slap them. Sure, what the kid said was ignorant, but it’s not like those dorks haven’t said stupid things. Hell, they probably say worse things in their old gray/bald years than he did.

And it is. I think the real picture is Blake has Bob and Dan on his fingertips.

Blake Beaven Owns Bob and Dan