A little update regarding closing or selling the site.
8:40 brought one of the funnier bits I’ve heard this week. Kansas head coach Marc Mangino made an appearance on the little Ticket this morning and man was it funny. Here’s a picture of him for those of you who don’t know what he looks like…
The audio was hilarious because it sounded like Shorty DeFazio on sulfur hexafluoride. And instead of selling celebrities previously worn under-garments for “Forty dollas!” he was listing off his favorite foods…
“I love pizza, pasta, spaghetti, penne, macaroni, fettucini, linguine, rigatoni, manicotti, cannelloni, calzones, lasagne, hay, earth, ocean…and that’s just for breakfast. Whaddayagonnado, you know? Yesterday for lunch I ate a Toyota Corolla with pizza sauce..” hahaha!
yeah i’m not sure if you watched the game last night, but his players snuck up behind him with a FULL gatorade jug and tried to pour it on him. What was witness is short of spectacular. Mangino spots what is happening, turns around, then opens his mouth and drinks all 5 gallons without spilling a single drop.
I did see that! Did you notice that one of the players arms got in the way and was bitten off, too? Instead of spitting it out so it could be reattached, Mangino just ate the damn thing.