Fake Nolan Ryan Talks About Rangers Woes

Snow Monkeys

Fake Nolan talked about what’s going on with the Rangers.

Says he doesn’t know Spanish, but needs to make a change at batting coach.

Then goes into Ron Washington’s living situations.

Fake Nolan said he could strike out the batter’s and then go up and bang all their wives.

Then the talk moves into Snow Monkey talk. Fake Nolan says he’s going to bring up a Snow Monkey to hit for the Rangers. Sounds like quite the potential player, but a problem in the clubhouse.