Fake Jerry’s Official Statement on T.O. Cut

Musers spoke to fake Jerry today to hopefully get an official notice about the Cowboys cutting Terrell Owens.

Jerry brought on a gagged fake Wade, which he allowed to speak, finally. Then told him to put the gag back in. Wade was upset about losing his fishin’ partner.

During the conversation, a surprise caller jumped in…fake Parcells. He voiced his opinions how “the player” was disruptive. Still sounds like he has a mouthful of gauze.

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