Chris Kris is a unique breed, but to turn that breed into a NFL football player is really pushing the limits.
For the blink of an eye when Vanderjagt killed Cowboy fans with his horrible job at kicking a football, he WAS able to put together a wonderful montage of, well, himself.
Or shall I say the Musers put it together, but the NFL Chris Kris Player supplied the content:
KRIS KRIS KRIS KRIS KRIS KRIS KRIS KRIS KRIS KRIS KRIS IS IN THE BUILDING!!!
HOW COME SOMEONE IS SO FULL OF THEMSELVES AND SUCK SO BAD?
hi, i’m vanderSUCK. Let me talk about myself and then suck real bad.
OK, everyone shut up, I need to suck myself.