Great-Great UnTicket Strong-Have VSBB posted parts 1 and 2 of the Deep Night Ticket programming mere moments after the words came out of our radio leader’s mouths.  Here’s Part 3.

<rant> One UnTicket request…if you are a dude, and you’re thinking of calling in, do the following.

  1. Put down your beverage
  2. Unzip your pants
  3. If applicable, pull down your underwear
  4. Try fishing out a penis
  5. If you discover that have a penis, no matter how small, hang up immediately and let a girl call in instead

Girls Gone Wild isn’t popular because it has dudes in it — same goes with the Deep Night Ticket.  Thank you for your co-operation in this matter.</endrant>