Jason Garrett Top
When I heard fake Jerry use the nickname “Garrett-Top”, I got the biggest chuckle. By far my favorite nickname for him thusfar. And if the Musers are working on a fake Jason Garrett, it would be funny to incorporate Carrot Top’s voice into Jason Garrett’s voice to create a fake coach character that puts together unusual plays by putting odd different things together. Seems hilarious in my head. Gordo had this posted on his site, which makes it even funnier. You can find Gordo’s site by visiting ticket dot come, which takes you to gordonkeith dot com, which loves you and sends you to the right place.
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I have saw a commentor suggest that the fake Jason Garrett should be played as leperchaun…
Since he went to Ivy League schools perhaps he should speak with an upper-crust accent like Thurston Howell III and use a lot of multisylabble words to confound Jerry.