Heeere fishy-fishy-fishy...
Several months ago, I sent Bob an email regarding a potential GBL punishment:
“What if the loser had to have their significant other on the radio for an entire show? It’s not perfect, for instance, I enjoy Twiggy on air, and you’ve mentioned that Mrs. Sturm enjoys her airtime as well, but I think that having the she-bass, Tom’s girlfriend or whoever Grubes is dating could lead to some serious on-air tension (aka radio gold).”
The boys at BaD Radio accepted this idea (but not before adding the ‘shaving Norm’s backhair’ bit). Fast-forward to present day: Sean Bass finds himself at the bottom of the GBL scoreboard, and now it’s time to collect. Problem is, the She-Bass ain’t having anything to do with it.
Sean tries not to get into the specific details of why, but one theory put forward is that people might be feeding her misquoted bits and pieces of what Sea-Bass says about She-Bass on the air. Maybe she can hear the audio of today’s segment for herself.
Memo to Bob — Since it was an UnTicket member that helped devise the original payoff, shouldn’t we get to decide the revised payoff?
Seabass needs to take the Danny approach. Danny calls it “Playing Radio” what he anybody says on air, is probably not their true feelings. Or even the Dan explanation… Take his GF outside of his one bedroom kickass apartment & say “see what my job gets me! so play along biatch!”
Ok, I think I’ve come up with something. Seabass still has to shave Norm’s back. And then, as a tribute to an old bit (and also as a goodwill/no-hard-feelings gesture towards lady She-Bass), Sean has to undergo a full upper body wax. She’ll appreciate it, and it’s almost as painful as beating him with a sack of doorknobs.